Every price, on one page.
Most people in this trade will not put a figure anywhere near their website. This is Brian's actual price card, exactly as it is printed.
Work out your price.
Pick what you have got. The figure that comes back is straight off the card, not an estimate we have invented.
The one thing a price list cannot know is the state of your roof, which is why every figure says "from". If yours has had three winters of pine needles on it, Brian will say so when he sees it, not after he has finished.
- Decontamination wash, including the roof. The algae, lichen, traffic film and black streaking comes off first.
- Wash and wax clean. The full body worked over by hand.
- Hand dried with microfibre cloths. Not left to air dry and water spot.
- Windows cleaned. Every one brought back clear.
- Tyres dressed. The detail that makes the whole thing look finished.
- Around four hours on site. It is not a quick once over.
What will mine cost?
Real figures from the Eastment's Caraclean price list.
The full card.
Seven vehicle types, three levels of finish. Nothing hidden behind a phone call or a downloadable PDF.
| What it is | Standard | Plus liquid wax | Plus ceramic foam |
|---|---|---|---|
| Single axle caravan | from £95 | from £110 | from £140 |
| Twin axle caravan | from £105 | from £120 | from £150 |
| LMC or Hobby caravan | from £130 | from £145 | from £175 |
| Small motorhome | from £105 | from £120 | from £150 |
| Medium motorhome | from £120 | from £135 | from £165 |
| Large motorhome | from £140 | from £155 | from £185 |
| Static caravanNot including the roof | from £120 | from £135 | from £165 |
Horse boxes
Cleaned to the same standard, but they vary far too much for a list price, so Brian quotes each one individually. Send a photo and he will tell you.
£45 on top
What ceramic foam actually buys you.
A caravan spends most of the year standing still. Ceramic foam is what stops the next winter undoing the clean you have just paid for.
The coating stops grime and dirt sticking to the surfaces and creates a hydrophobic layer, so rain beads and runs off instead of sitting on the panel feeding the algae. Brian rates it at up to three months of winter protection.
- Protection. A barrier between the gel coat and the weather.
- Durability. It holds through the wet months, not just the first shower.
- Hydrophobicity. Water beads and sheets off rather than sitting there.
- Appearance. It stays looking cleaned for a great deal longer.
The small print, said plainly.
- All prices are a starting point. The final figure depends on the roof, which is the part that varies most between two identical caravans.
- Fuel and travel time are charged on top. Brian will tell you what that comes to before you commit to anything.
- Or bring it to him. If you would rather, your caravan or motorhome can be cleaned at his business address, CH8 8LQ.
- Card payments accepted.
Questions Brian gets asked.
There is no water or electric where mine is stored.
That is the whole reason the van is set up the way it is. Brian carries his own water and his own power, so a locked compound in the middle of a field is no different to your driveway.
Why does the price say "from"?
Because of the roof. Two identical caravans parked two spaces apart can need very different amounts of work up top depending on what has been growing there and for how long. Everything else is predictable, the roof is not.
How long will it take?
Around four hours for a standard clean. You do not need to be there for it, as long as Brian can get to the caravan.
Do you use a pressure washer?
The process is a decontamination wash followed by a wash and wax worked by hand, then hand dried with microfibre cloths. If you have specific concerns about your bodywork, seals or acrylic windows, raise them when you book and Brian will tell you exactly what he will do.
Do you clean the inside?
The published price list covers exterior work. If you want the inside doing as well, ask when you ring and Brian will tell you whether he can fit it in and what it would come to.
What about the awning?
Awning canopies are something he does take on. There is no list price, so mention it when you book and he will quote it with the rest.
Can you do it while it is in storage without me being there?
Yes, provided the site will let him in and he can get to the caravan. Plenty of Brian's work is done exactly like that. Just tell him the site and whether he needs a code, a key or your name on a gate list.
Do you clean cars or house windows?
No, and he will not be talked into it. Caravans, motorhomes, static caravans and horse boxes only. Specialising is the reason he knows where to look.
Find out what is on your roof.
Tell Brian what you have got and roughly where it lives. He will give you a price and a date, and you can stop wondering.
Or use the enquiry form if it is easier.